donkeybong:

Don’t add me on Snapchat

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suburban-auschwitz:

Pikachu looks like that friend that gets way too high and Ash gotta rush him to McDonalds 

suburban-auschwitz:

Pikachu looks like that friend that gets way too high and Ash gotta rush him to McDonalds 

(via sweetlordejesus)

dekutree:

girl: fuck me daddy

me: don’t call me daddy…call me dad

girl: ok…dad…are you gonna make me cum today?

me: ask your mother 

(via sweetlordejesus)

joshpeck:

i’m so nice

joshpeck:

i’m so nice

(via proctalgia)

panicatthegym:

gwenlightened:

I want this written across my ceiling.

I will not be small so you can be big

Pet peeve of mine like you don’t need to spread yourself out to prove your manliness like no (and yeah I know it’s an evolutionary thing etc but but but )

(via officialnsa)

That one friend with the fucked-up sense of humor:

technickelted:

The fact that he got his actual mom to do this is funny as hell.

(via officialnsa)